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Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!
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How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
"Why does it matter? It's just going to burn out again!"
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No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
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George: That man looked both ways before crossing the street. Now there's a true pessimist.
Hank: Why do you say that?
George: It's a one-way street.
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A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative!

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