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How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?
Define "light bulb"
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What is the difference between philosophy and theology?
When you argue over philosophy you get red in the face. Over theology you throw bombs.
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My karma ran over your dogma.
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A professor gave his philosophy class a single question for their final exam: "What is courage?" A student wrote "This" on his exam, signed it, and turned it in.
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"I was expelled for cheating on my metaphysics exam. I looked into the soul of the person next to me."
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I don't think, therefore I am not.
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A philosopher is someone who doesn't have a job but at least understands why.
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No problem is so large that it can't be blamed on someone else.
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