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Physics jokes

  
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How does a physicist exercise?
By pumping ion.
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Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
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186,000 miles per second. It's not just a good idea - it's the Law.
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There's no future in time travel.
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Entropy isn't what is used to be.
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Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
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"Watt we need is more power!"
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Friction can be a drag sometimes.
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The 3 Laws of Thermodynamics:
1. You can't win.
2. You can't break even.
3. You can't quit the game.
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a mountain goat?
Nothing. A mountain goat is a scalar.
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Mother: Why is your room such a mess?
Son: Well, it's like this... The principle of entropy states that the universe moves towards disorder. Entropy can never be reversed. So who am I to violate the laws of physics?
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Sign on the wall of a college lab: "Warning: Do Not Look into Laser with Remaining Eye"
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Great names in science come and go but Ampere will always be current!
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How many quantum physicists does it take to change a light bulb?
One. Two to do it and and one to renormalise the wave function.
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Our school is very poor. The physics book is so outdated the last chapter deals with combustion.
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The particle physicist didn't jump on the bandwagon... he lepton it.
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Quantum Mechanics... The dreams stuff is made of.
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