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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor.
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What's better than a dozen roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.
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What has lots of keys but can't open any doors?
A piano
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Why doesn't the piano work?
Because it only knows how to play.
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Why did the pianist hit his head on the keyboard?
He was playing by ear.
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