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How do pigs write secret messages?
With invisible oink.
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What do you get when you cross a pig with dinosaur?
Jurassic pork
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2 pigs robbed a bank. Why were they caught so quickly?
They squealed on each other.
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Why did the pig have ink all over its face?
Because it came out of the pen.
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What kind of tie does a pig wear?
A pigsty
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Why do pigs never recover from illnesses?
Because you have to kill them before you cure them!
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Is a small pig called a hamlet?
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Is a castrated pig disgruntled?
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What would happen if pigs could fly?
Bacon would go up.
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Why did the pig go to the doctor?
It pulled its hamstring.
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With sufficient thrust pigs fly just fine.
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That piggy looks constipated.

 

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