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What was Hitler's least favorite planet?
Jewpiter
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What are the planet's favorite songs?
Nep-tunes
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Earth first! (we'll strip mine and pillage the other planets later...)
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How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
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What do you call a crazy alien? A Luna-Tic
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Jesus created Saturn...he like it so much, HE PUT A RING ON IT
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Guess what planet I'll destroy next, it's Uranus!
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