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A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke when halfway through the priest interrupts her "don't you know I'm Polish?" The blonde says "oh, I'm sorry. Do you want me to start over and talk slower?"
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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?
They had read in the newspaper that 1 out of every 5 babies born in the world today is Chinese.
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You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Pollock is there?
He's the one with the duck.
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Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?
To keep the swelling down.
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What do you call a Pollock with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick
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