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What do you call a Persian that smokes pot?
Harry Potter
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What do you call it when a roach ash burns your shirt?
A pot hole
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How did the pothead burn his ear?
He answered the phone while ironing his clothes.
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How do you know you're a true stoner?
When your bong gets washed more than your dishes.
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What do you call one bowl between 3 tokers?
Malnutrition.
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Why did the pothead plant Cheerios?
He thought they were donut seeds!
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Why did the stoner cross the street?
His dealer lived on the other side.
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What do you get when you soak a spliff in Vodka?
The Holy Spirit!
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How many potheads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Screw it - we got lighters.
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How do you know when you have smoked enough pot?
You start looking around for the directions on how to use the lighter.
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What do you call a doped-up Pikachu?
Tokemon
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What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed wacker
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How many stoners does it take to change a light bulb?
Who cares man? It's too bright in here anyway...
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Why is the roach clip called a roach clip?
Because pot holder was taken.
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What do you call a pot smoker with two spliffs?
Double-jointed.
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There is a thin line between love and hate. It starts about halfway through the joint.
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Bumper sticker: "Thank You For Pot Smoking"
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