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Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
They don't like to look down on the unemployed.
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Why do priests masturbate?
God helps those that help themselves.
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What kind of fun does a priest have?
Nun
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What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
They both have ornamental balls.
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Did you hear Hollywood is filming a remake of The Exorcist?
The new movie is about a mother who hires the Devil to get a priest out of her son.
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Did you hear about the nun that went on a fishing trip with 3 priests?
She came back with a big red snapper!

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