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Procrastination jokes

  
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How many procrastinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. But he has to wait until the light is better.
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I'll come up with a joke later.
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Son: What does "procrastinate" mean?
Father: I'll tell you later.
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Procrastination is like masturbation. It feels good while you're doing it but when it's over you realize you just screwed yourself.
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"I can't wait to procrastinate."
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Procrastinate now!
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Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
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I've been meaning to start procrastinating for some time now.
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I'm taking care of my procrastination issues... Just wait and see.
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I want procrastination and I want it tomorrow!
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