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How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?
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Patient: Doctor, I keep seeing into the future!
Doctor: When did this start?
Patient: Next Wednesday.
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Why do psychics work in such crappy locations? They should have tons of money from winning lotteries.
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"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met."
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Psychic wanted: you know why and where to apply.
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The psychic exhibition was cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
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Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic?
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I dated a psychic once but she broke up with me before we met.
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A psychic once told me I'm psychic.
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