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How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The light bulb will change itself when it's ready.
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One behaviorist says to the other after lovemaking: "Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?"
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How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb?
"How many do you think it takes?"
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A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a gorgeous girl enters the room.
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How many psychoanalysts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"So how long have you been having this fantasy?"
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