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Puppy jokes

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A puppy named August got into a fight with a lion. The next day was the 1st of September. Why?
Because that was the last of August!
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Why can't a dalmatian puppy hide from his mother?
Because he's already been spotted!
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Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Because they mess up the whole house!
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