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What does 70-year old pussy taste like?
Depends
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Why is a pussy like a warm toilet seat?
They both feel good but you wonder who was there before you.
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A boy walked up to a sexy girl and said "can I have your pussy?" "Sure," she said and handed him her cat. "He was getting old anyway!"
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What do you call the spot between the pussy and asshole?
The chinrest
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What did the dick say to the pussy?
I'll always have my ins and outs with you.
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How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
The best ones squirt when you eat them.
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How do you know you have an overbite?
If you're eating pussy and it tastes like shit!
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What is the smallest hotel in the world?
A pussy cause you have to leave your bags outside!
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Did you hear about the new feminine hygiene spray called SSY?
That's what's left after you take the PU out of pussy.
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The teacher asked Jimmy "why do you have your cat at school today?" Jimmy replied crying "because I heard my daddy tell mommy 'I'm going to eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school today!"
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What is the difference between eating sushi and eating pussy?
The rice
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How do we know God meant for men to eat pussy?
Why else would he make it look like a taco?
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What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?
Gladiator
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Girl: " i can't wait to go home and pat my pussy
Boy:" can i come over an watch?"
Girl: "sure"
When they arrive the girl goes over to the couch and starts patting her cat
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Why do girls have a pussy and not a dick? Cause then they would have to stand up.
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A boy sees his elder sister's pussy. He asked her what is the thing between her legs. She replied, "it is a torch". Later in the night, the light goes off. The boy said to his sister,  "didi, the light went off switch on your torch!!
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I farted
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I pooped my underware
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A fly was hovering six inches over the lake, a fish jumped out of the water and ate it, but a bear caught the fish mid air. While the bear was distracted, a cougar jumped onto the bear and ate it somehow.

So if the Fly dropped six inches the bear has to swim to get the fish then the cougar gets wet
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What did the crazy cat lady say to the boy?

Come play with my pussy you fuck
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A small boy goes to his father and says "Why is my penis so small?"
The dad says "Because one day it will get bigger and make orangeade"

The boy then goes to his mother and asks her "Mum, what are those loose flaps doing?"
To which the mother replies "They are just windmills panels for grinding the grain to make coca-cola"

The boy then sees lots of men's penises in a changing room and asks "Why have you all got such big penises? Is it because the coca-cola is not as good as orangeade?"

And they face-fuck him
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Go up to a woman and ask her if she has the Dickfor. When she asks what's a Dickfor show her a good time.
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I was lost with no hope for my husband was cheating and had always got away with it because i did not know how or always too scared to pin anything on him. with the help a friend who recommended me to Cyberpros who help hack his phone,all his social applications, email, chat, sms and expose him for a cheater he is. I just want to say a big thank you to Cyberhackpros@gmail.com.Incase you need help with hacking any phone or account or other jobs contact him via email/phone (CYBERHACKPROS@GMAIL.COM) or +1 916 378 4978 Tell him i reffered you.He will help you
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