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What does 70-year old pussy taste like?
Depends
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Why is a pussy like a warm toilet seat?
They both feel good but you wonder who was there before you.
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A boy walked up to a sexy girl and said "can I have your pussy?" "Sure," she said and handed him her cat. "He was getting old anyway!"
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What do you call the spot between the pussy and asshole?
The chinrest
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How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
The best ones squirt when you eat them.
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How do you know you have an overbite?
If you're eating pussy and it tastes like shit!
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What did the dick say to the pussy?
I'll always have my ins and outs with you.
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Did you hear about the new feminine hygiene spray called SSY?
That's what's left after you take the PU out of pussy.
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What is the smallest hotel in the world?
A pussy cause you have to leave your bags outside!
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What is the difference between eating sushi and eating pussy?
The rice
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How do we know God meant for men to eat pussy?
Why else would he make it look like a taco?
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What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?
Gladiator
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The teacher asked Jimmy "why do you have your cat at school today?" Jimmy replied crying "because I heard my daddy tell mommy 'I'm going to eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school today!"
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Girl: " i can't wait to go home and pat my pussy
Boy:" can i come over an watch?"
Girl: "sure"
When they arrive the girl goes over to the couch and starts patting her cat
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Why do girls have a pussy and not a dick? Cause then they would have to stand up.
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.my wife and I got married 6 years ago and we were so much in love with each other, we have 2 kids(josh and rebecca). One day my wife came back home from her friends place and she told me that she wants us to file for a divorce that she's no longer interested in our marriage, i was surprise and everything seem to me like a joke. after then i tried all my best to get her back but there was no way. but to no avail, my heart was broken, i wondered whats happening .i was on facebook when i saw a post on how  Dr Ewan helped a lady to bring back her lost husband. i was scared but because i love my wife so much and I am ready to do anything to bring her back. I decided to give it a try by contacting him via email:covenantsolutiontemple@gmail.com, So when i contacted him i narrated everything to him and he said my case is not a serious one that my husband will come back to me within 18 hours if i believe in his power.he told me to do some things to do which i did before 18 hours, my wife called me on phone and was crying for forgiveness. right now we are now a new branded family with more happiness, we are even going on vacation on xmas. please if any one of you out there is passing through same issue in your marriage, relationship issues contact Dr Ewan today or call or add him on whatsapp on +234905735398 or check out his webpage http://allwomenstalk.com/p/58034af4f725a97d108b4569. contact him today on covenantsolutiontemple@gmail.com now.
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A boy sees his elder sister's pussy. He asked her what is the thing between her legs. She replied, "it is a torch". Later in the night, the light goes off. The boy said to his sister,  "didi, the light went off switch on your torch!!
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