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How do fireflies start a race?
Ready, set, glow!
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Why did the captain lose the yacht race?
He found himself in a no-wind situation!
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Why did the barber win the race?
He took a short cut.
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What is a group of whites running down a hill called?
Avalanche
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What is a group of blacks running down a hill called?
Mudslide
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What is a group of latinos running down a hill called?
JAILBREAK
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Why did the stupid race car driver make 10 pit stops during a race?
He was asking for directions!
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What do you call a hot dog that wins a race?
The Wiener
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If a white woman in the Army is a WAC what is a black woman in the Army called?
A WACoon

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