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What did the Alabama sheriff say about the black guy who had been shot 15 times?
"Worst case of suicide I've ever seen..."
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T-Shirt: It's not racist... if it's true.
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Why do African Americans only have nightmares?
Because a redneck shot the only one with a dream!
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What do you call a war between niggers and whites?
KKK vs. KFC
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What do you call a Chinese rapist?
Rai Ping Yu
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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is already in the U.S.
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Scientists say the average size of a male penis is down to 5 inches.
That shows you how big the Chinese population has grown.
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What do Mexicans and Blacks have in common?
Once you know Juan you know Jamal.
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Why didn't the black man want to marry the Mexican woman?
He didn't want his kids to grow up too lazy to steal.
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"I'm not racist. I hate everyone equally."
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Jan: I hear you're doing some charity work after you get back to L.A.?
Anthony: Yeah. I'm working with some organizers. The town is hosting a race riot.
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How far do racist marathoners have to run?
Just 3K
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Gun Shop Owner: How can I help you?
Customer: I'm lookin' for a gun.
Owner: What kind are you looking for?
Customer (points at the biggest handgun): That one looks about right.
Owner: Why do you need a .44 magnum?
Customer: It's for shootin' cans.
Owner (points at a small handgun): Well, this is the perfect size for shooting cans.
Customer: (points again at the .44): Nah, I need this one.
Owner: What kind of cans are you shooting at?
Customer: Mexi-cans, Puerto Ri-cans and Afri-cans.
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What do you call a white guy surrounded by five black guys?  Coach.

 

What do you call a white guy surrounded by eleven black guys?  Football coach.

 

What do you call a white guy surrounded by hundreds of black guys?  Warden.

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How many cops does it take to push a black guy down the stairs?

None. He fell

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How do you help a black guy swim? Take your foot off his head!
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Americans drink weak, pissy-tasting beer.
Canadians drink strong, pissy-tasting beer.
Brits drink warm, beery-tasting piss.
Aussies drink anything with alcohol in it.
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Aussies believe you should look out for your mates.
Brits believe you should look out for those people who belong to your club.
Americans believe people should look out for and take care of themselves.
Canadians believe that that is the government's job.
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Canadians endure bitterly cold winters and are proud of it.
Brits endure oppressively wet and dreary winters and are proud of it.
Americans don't have to do either and couldn't care less.
Aussies don't understand what inclement weather means.
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A nigger and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who wins?
Society
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