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Why does rain drop but snow falls?
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Why should you watch out when it rains cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle.
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What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella
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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?
He wanted to be a polyunsaturated.
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