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Requested in Cooking & Food by MC Hacker
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The waiter brought a steak that was too rare...

Customer: Waiter, didn't you hear me say 'well done!?'
Waiter: Thank you so much, sir. We don't often get compliments in our line of work.
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A sign in a restaurant window - "We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone."
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What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
A place that doesn't have a drive-up window.
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"That Chinese restaurant sucks now! Too many white people know about it."
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A sign in a restaurant window - "Eat now, Pay waiter"
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Where do people with one leg work?
At IHOP
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In search of the real Spain I visit a restaurant near a bull ring just outside Madrid. I asked for the Special of the Day and I'm presented with two large meat balls, roasted potatoes, onions and peppers in a rich sauce. It was fantastic. I asked what I had just eaten and the waiter explains they were the testicles of the losing bull from that day's bull fight!

I was so impressed that I went back a few days later and ordered the same meal but was so disappointed with the size of portion I was served that I complained. The waiter explained, "but, Senor, the bull does not always lose."
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When are people happy when they're fed up?
When they're at a restaurant.
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Customer: Does the band play requests?
Waiter: Yes, they do sir.
Customer: Tell them to play cards until I'm done eating!
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"It used to be a successful restaurant but it became so crowded that people stopped going there."
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Why is it when we ask for the check in a restaurant they bring us a bill?
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