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What is easier done than said?
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What do you get if you put together a joke and a rhetorical question?
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If a mime swore would his mom have to wash his hands with soap?
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How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
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Why are they called buildings if they're already built?
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Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Get in the car
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Is it possible to do stand-up comedy sitting down?
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If love is blind, then why is lingere' so popular?
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Why is bra singular and panties plural?
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Do you need a silencer if you're going to shoot a mime?
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Most packages say "Open Here." But what do you do if the package says "Open Somewhere Else?"
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If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
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Whose idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp" anyway?
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If you could walk through the walls why wouldn't you fall through the floor?
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How do you scream at the bottom of your lungs?
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Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
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Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead?
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Why are naked statues allowed outside but we can't we run around naked?
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If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons?
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If you "expect the unexpected" then isn't it expected?
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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
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Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
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What if there were no hypothetical situations?
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Before they invented drawing boards what did they go back to?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings, put money in binoculars, and then look at things on the ground!?
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Is there anything easier done than said?
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Why does breaking a mirror mean 7 years of bad luck when 7 is a lucky number?
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If Con is the opposite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of Progress?
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Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers ; )
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