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Why is an engagement ring like a tourniquet to a bachelor?
It stops his circulation.
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Jennifer: My feelings towards him changed so I broke off the engagement.
Rhonda: So why are you still wearing his ring?
Jennifer: Well, my feelings for the ring haven't changed.
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How did the telephone get married?
In a double ring ceremony

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