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How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
With a pair of Caesars
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Why did the Roman Coliseum close?
The lions had eaten up all the prophets.
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Kaitlyn used to live in Rome, then her had to leave.
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Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar!
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Why were roads built?
So that the chicken could cross it in the future!!!
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WHY DID THE ROMAN DO A RUN AWAY
BECAUSE HE NEW IT WAS THE END
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Julius Caesar walks into a bar and asks the barman for a vodka martinus

the barman says 'dont you want a martini?'

he replies 'no just the one, thanks'
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What's a Romans favourite food?
Caesar Salad!
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