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Santa kyo fish khane ke baad pani nahi pita?
Kyoki usko dar hai ki machli pani mai tarne nahi lage!
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Professor: Kya Women ko 35 ke bad children hona chahiye?
Santa: Nahi. 35 hi bahut hai!
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Salesman: This computer will reduce your workload 50%!
Santa Singh: OK then. I will buy 2 of them.
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Bank Manager: What is a cyclone?
Banta: When a bank gives a loan to buy a cycle it's called a cyclone.
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