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Schizophrenia jokes

  
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I may be schizophrenic but at least I have each other!
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Hey!! Don't make fun of her! She may be schizophrenic but at least she's good people!!
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the jewish race is a plague to humanity
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I'm not schizophrenic and neither am I.
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I used to think I had Schizophrenia, then I realized that is just what the voices want me to think!
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Schizophrenia beats being alone.
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I used to be schizophrenic but we're all right now.
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Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm schizophrenic and so am I...
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Student: Sometimes I think I have schizophrenia.
Teacher: Well, stop acting up in class or I'll throw both of you out!
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My doctor told me I was schizophrenic and I told him he was talking to he wrong person.
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What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?
He charges you double.
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What do you call a dog that hears voices?
A Shih-Tzu-Phrenic
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Schizophrenic Patient: Your rates are ridiculous! I'm going to spread the word about you.
Doctor: Who do you think you are?
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Contributor of "the jewish race is a plague to humanity" - That is not funny and not a sentiment that qualifies you as a member of the human race.
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People with schizophrenia can kill you and plead insanity to easily get a very light sentence, if any.
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Mama said that i should stop talking to myself. I said that she┬┤s talking to the wrong person...
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Most of these jokes fit multiple personality disorder better, but they're still all good.
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Almost none of these jokes pertain to schizophrenia.  The kettle and toaster both agree with me.
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I guess you say that boy over there with schizophrenia has multiple personalities.
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I wish my wife would get schizophrenia so she can spend all day nagging herself.
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I used to be schizophrenic, but we"re ok now.
Sarah-2017
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I don't have Schizophrenia, but I do.
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