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How do you spot a Scottish ship?
It's the one not being followed by seagulls!
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What is the difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?
A canoe will tip on occasion.
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Did you hear about the guy who was half Irish and half Scottish?
He wanted a drink in the worst way but couldn't bring himself to buy one!

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