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An old man stood behind his wife who was sitting to see if she had a hearing problem.

Husband: Honey, can you hear me? (no response)
Husband (moving closer): Honey, can you hear me? (no response)
Husband (right behind her head): Honey, can you hear me?
Wife: For the THIRD TIME, YES!
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How do you make 4 old ladies say "FUCK!?"
Get a 5th to yell "BINGO!"
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How many senior citizens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. But she pays a telemarketer $2000 for the new bulb.
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Be nice to your kids because they'll be choosing your nursing home!
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Why do you do stand-up at the old people's home?
They don't get my jokes but I make them piss themselves!
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What is 30 feet long and smells like urine?
Line dancing at the nursing home!

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