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Why are lawyers great in bed?
They practice screwing people.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.
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What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue
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What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A Doberman
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If you think talk is cheap try hiring a lawyer.
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The lawyer's creed: "A man is innocent until proven broke."
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Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal...
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
"Your Honor"
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What do an apple and a lawyer have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.

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