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We really know our stuff. (at a taxidermist)
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Let us remove your shorts. (on an electrician's truck)
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If you don't see what you're looking for you've come to the right place. (at an optometrist's office)
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Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop. (at a bowling alley)
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Closed due to illness. (at a health food shop)
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No children allowed. (in a maternity ward)
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Dr. Virgil, at your cervix... (at a gynecologist's office)
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Please knock on the door. The bell doesn't work. (at a repair shop)
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Ask about our plans for owning your home. (at a loan company)
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Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs. (on a roadside billboard)
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Drop your pants here. (at a dry cleaner's)
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Bach in a minuet. (at a music shop)
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