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How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?
He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.
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Why do singers rock left and right while performing on stage?
Because it's harder to hit a moving target.
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How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He holds the bulb while the world is revolving around him.
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Wes: Your wife sings like a pirate.
Todd: What do you mean?
Wes: She's murder on the high C's.
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What did the woman do when she couldn't find a singing partner?
She bought a duet-yourself kit.

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