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What do skeletons order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs
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Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie?
He didn't have the guts.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with.
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Who took over when the grave diggers went on strike?
A skeleton crew!
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Why did the skeleton stop going to school?
His heart wasn't in it.
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What a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trombone
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Why don't skeletons eat spicy food?
They can't stomach it.
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Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a bonehead.
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Why aren't any skeletons famous?
They're a bunch of no bodies.
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What do you call a horny skeleton?

A boner!
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What did the skeleton wear on Halloween? A human costume. Who is the funniest skeleton that ever lived? Red Skeleton.
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Who is the dirtiest skeleton on the radio? Howard Sternum. Who is the meanest skeleton that ever lived? Patella the Hun.
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