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What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
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Why don't blind people skydive?
It scares the hell out of their dogs!
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You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
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No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.
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If at first you don't succeed... forget skydiving!
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Did you hear about the Maxwell parachute?
It's good to the last drop!
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You might be a redneck if you've ever parachuted out of a deer stand.
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Do you need a parachute to go skydiving?
No. You only need a parachute if you want to go skydiving more than once.
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Did you hear about the blonde skydiver?
She missed the Earth.
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Confucius say... Man with an unchecked parachute will jump to conclusion.
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What is the hardest part of skydiving?
The ground
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Always remember to make sure your wife loves you. Cause you might find out her wrath after a fight later on. when you pull your cord and you suddenly notice nothing happens......
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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes "smack!...........damnit!" A skydiver goes " damnit!..........smack!"
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