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1st snake: Are we poisonous?
2nd snake: I don't know. Why?
1st snake: I just bit my tongue.
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What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a snake?
A jump rope
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Why do snakes always lose in court?
They don't have a leg to stand on.
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Tim: I think you're suffering from reptile dysfunction.
Ron: How did you know?
Tim: That snake is dead.
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What do snake charmers do in the rain?
They turn on their windshield vipers.
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Why wouldn't the snake weigh himself?
Because he had his own scales.
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How can you tell if a snake is a baby?
It has a rattle.
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What is a snake's favorite TV program?
Monty Python
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Why can't you trust snakes?
They speak with forked tongues!
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What do baby pythons play with?
Rattle snakes
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