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A recent survey showed that sperm banks beat blood banks in contributions hands down!
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Sign at the front desk of a sperm bank: "Thank you for coming"
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Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
Because none of them will stop and ask for directions.
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Why did the gay guy working at the sperm bank get fired?
He was caught drinking on the job.
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"100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?"
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One sperm asks the other "how far until we get to the ovaries?" "Relax," the second sperm said. "We just passed the tonsils."
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What is long, hard and full of seamen?
A submarine

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