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"Bump" by Spike Milligan:

Things that go 'bump' in the night
Should not really give one a fright.
It's the hole in each ear
That lets in the fear,
That, and the absence of light!
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"Down the Stream the Swans All Glide" by Spike Milligan:

Down the stream the swans all glide;
It's quite the cheapest way to ride.
Their legs get wet,
Their tummies wetter:
I think after all
The bus is better
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There was a young man from Bombay
On a slow boat to China one day
Got trapped in the tiller
By a sex-grazed gorilla
And China's a long way away!
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