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Where did Riker go on his honeymoon?
Indiana
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Why did the Borg cross the road?
Standing there was futile.
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What do Star Trek and a roll of toilet paper have in common?
They both hang around Uranus looking for Klingons.
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How many ears does Mr. Spock have?
3: his left ear, his right ear and the final "front-ear"
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Why did Captain Kirk go into the women's restroom?
To boldly go where no man has gone before!
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Bumper sticker: My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird!
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Bumper sticker: Boldly Going Nowhere
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Reality is for people who can't stand Star Trek.
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What is in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?
The captain's log

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