Santa, Baby: A Short & Sexy XXXmas Story
Yo Mama So Hot

Bare Neccessities
Bare it all babe

Amiclubwear Sexy Swimsuits
Go with the flow


Stoner jokes

  
Requested in Adult & Dirty by Argo
edited by MC Hacker

7 Jokes

0 like 0 dislike
What is a stoner's idea of a balanced diet?
A joint in each hand!
0 like 0 dislike
What do you call a stoner that just broke up with his girlfriend?
Homeless
0 like 0 dislike
What did the stoner's wife say to him before he left for Vietnam?
Doobie careful.
0 like 0 dislike
How do you stop an army of stoners on horseback?
Turn the carousel off.
0 like 0 dislike
What is the difference between politicians and stoners?
Politicians don't inhale. They just suck.
0 like 0 dislike
Did you hear about the stoners who locked their keys in their car?
It took them two hours to get out.
0 like 0 dislike
What do you call a stoner epileptic?
Shake and Bake

Your joke

Anti-spam verification:
To avoid this verification in future, please log in or register.
Jokes contributed may be rewritten, recategorized, removed, and/or reordered for any reason. Deal with it.

Related jokes

2 jokes
Requested in Adult & Dirty by a contributor
"I like my women the same as I like my whiskey... 20 years old and...
3 jokes
Requested in Adult & Dirty by Argo
How many potheads does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to...
5 jokes
Requested in Adult & Dirty by Argo
17 jokes
Requested in Adult & Dirty by a contributor
Bumper sticker: "Thank You For Pot Smoking"
5 jokes
Requested in Adult & Dirty by MC Hacker
Answering machine message: "If you want to buy marijuana press the...