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Why was the cannibal student expelled from school?
He kept buttering up his teacher.
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A student taking a philosophy class had just one question on his final exam: "What is courage?" He wrote: "This," signed it, and handed it in.
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Your kid may be an honors student but you're still an idiot!
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What's the difference between an American student and an English student?
About 3,000 miles
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Student: How's your history paper coming?
Friend: Well, my history professor suggested I use the internet for research and it’s been very helpful.
Student: Really?
Friend: Yes. So far I've found 23 people who sell them.

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