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Knock knock
Who's there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke out - here comes another knock knock joke.
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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Daisy

Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin they hatin
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Knock knock

Who's there?

Dwayne

Dwayne who?

Dwayne your bathtub, it's overflowing!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Albie
Albie who?
Albie darned, a funny joke!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Rita
Rita who?
Rita novel!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Water
Water who?
Water way to answer the door!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Quacker
Quacker who?
Quacker another bad knock knock joke and I'm leaving!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida know, sorry...
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Crock and Dial
Crock and Dial who?
Crock and Dial Dundee
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Obama
Obama who?
Obama self. Don't wanna be...
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Knock knock
Who's there?
You
You who?
Yes? I'm right here!
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why did Lucy fall of the swing?

:I dont know

she had no arms

knock knock

:whos there?

Not Lucy
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knock knock

who's there?

dishes

dishes who?

dishes a bad joke
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Knock Knock
GO AWAY
Knock Knock
GO AWAY
Knock Knock
(comes out with a shotgun)
(girls scream)
Oh shit it was girl scouts selling cookies
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Albee
Albee who?
Albee a monkey's uncle!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Yoda
Yoda who?
Yoda leh-ee-hoo!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Gene
Gene who?
Gen-e-alogy
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Bart
Bart who?
Bart up the wrong tree!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?

Oops, I did it again
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Knock knock
Who's there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Monkey ass
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I went too
The zoo
I saw a
Rock it
Wasn't a
Rock it was
A Ryno
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I went too
The zoo
I saw a
Rock the
Rock moved,
It Wasn't a
Rock it was
A Ryno
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy Who?
Wendy wind blows the cradle will rock
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Yoo Hoo
Yoo Hoo Who?
Yoo Hoo mid summer blowout
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Knock knock
Who's there
H
H who
Bless you
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