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Success jokes

  
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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If at first you don't succeed go back and reload the gun!
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There are two rules for success in life:

#1 Never tell everything you know.
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If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
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If you try to fail and you succeed which did you do?
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If at first you don't succeed destroy all evidence that you tried.
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If at first you don't succeed shouldn't you try it like your wife told you to do it?
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Where does success come before work?
In the dictionary
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If at first you don't succeed blame someone else and seek counseling!
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If at first you don't succeed lower your standards.
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If at first you don't succeed then maybe you just suck!

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