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Requested in Childrens & Clean by a contributor
edited by MC Hacker

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Mary Lee
Mary Lee who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee... Life is but a dream. Row, Row, Row...
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Althea
Althea who?
Althea later, Alligator!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Fanny
Fanny who?
These jokes aren't very fanny!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Albie
Albie who?
Albie darned, a funny joke!
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knock knock
who's there?
albie darned
albie darned who?
albie darned to save the day (one call away)
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Knock knock...
Who's there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese cute!
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