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Make sure you don't get a bad tattoo in your 20's. You don't want to be 40 telling your friends "but dude, things were different back then... Everybody loved SpongeBob!"
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I'm always looking for a woman who has a tattoo. I'm thinking "here's a gal who's capable of making a decision she'll regret!"
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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her thigh?
She wanted a lot of male in her box.
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