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When happens when a clock is hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
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Harry: Why did you give me a clock for Christmas?
Pauline: Because there's no present like the time.
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Does killing time damage eternity?
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Why did the man put the clock in the safe?
He wanted to save time.
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Daylight savings time... Why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
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If you save time when do you get it back?
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What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Time to get a new clock
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in front of a clock?
Because time will tell!
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Why do people point at their wrist when they ask you what time it is? Do I point to my crotch when I ask people where the bathroom is?

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