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Requested in Health & Beauty by Argo
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What do you call a group of transsexual superheroes?
The X-Males
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Three women are talking about problems they've had.

"When I was a girl, there were no dishwashers, so we had to wash all the dishes by hand every day.  It took hours."

"That's nothing.  I was born in North Korea, so to visit my family I had to sneak into Russia, then take a plane to Thailand, then take a ship to South Korea, then hitchhike halfway across the country.  It took months."

"That's nothing.  I was born with weird dangly bits hanging off my crotch.  It took years to get rid of those."
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There once was a young boy from Mole
Who said "My luck is the worst of them all.
Instead of a cock
With which to fock
I've just got big tits and a hole."
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There was was a young girl from China
Who said "My problem is worse than angina.
I've got a big cock
Like a flabby old sock
Instead of a lovely vagina."
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A gay guy is cruising in a gay bar.  He finds a hot guy, they start chatting, and they decide to go home together.

"One thing I should warn you about, though--I was born a woman, so I don't have a penis yet," he says.

"That's ok," says the hot guy.  "I don't have one either."
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