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Why did the guy buy the HDTV with broken volume control for $40?
At that price he couldn't turn it down.
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There's nothing wrong with sex on TV, as long as you don't fall off.
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I just watched an awards ceremony for commercials on TV. I fast-forwarded through the whole thing.
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Late night TV is educational. It teaches you that you should have gone to bed earlier!
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Two TV's got married. The wedding was boring but the reception was beautiful.
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