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Vagina jokes

  
Requested in Health & Beauty by Argo
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Before sex, a woman's vagina looks like a beautiful rose in full bloom. After sex, it looks like a bulldog just ate a jar of mayonnaise!
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What is a clitoris?
A female hood ornament
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Why don't old ladies have Pap smears?
Have you ever tried to pry open a grilled cheese sandwich?
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period!
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What is the only thing better than pussy?
More pussy!
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What did the vagina say to the penis?
So do you cum here often?

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