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Mother: Did you eat your vegetables?
Son: Yes, we just made some popcorn.
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Johnny: No, I don't like vegetables!
Mom: All I'm saying is give peas a chance.
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What vegetable has rhythm?
Beet
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Cole's law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
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How did the farmer mend his pants?
With cabbage patches
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