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Vegetarian jokes

  
Requested in Cooking & Food by NumeroOcho
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What country has the highest suicide rate among vegetarians?
Turkey
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If God wanted us to be vegetarians why did he make animals out of meat?
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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A salad shooter
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"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian!"
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Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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"A beautiful woman came up to me at the store the other day, thinking she recognized me from the vegetarian club. I told her I'd never seen herbivore."
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I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals... I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants!
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What do vegetarians feed their dogs?
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Eating vegetables is crueler than eating animals. At least the animals have a chance to run away!
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