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Requested in Health & Beauty by MC Hacker
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What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both make you stand around for an hour waiting for 2-minute ride.
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Woman: Do you sell Viagra?
Chemist: Yes, we do.
Woman: Does it work?
Chemist: Yes, it does.
Woman: Can you get it over the counter?
Chemist: Only if I take 2.
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What happened to the lesbian that took Viagra?
She couldn't get her tongue back in her mouth for a month!
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What is the difference between your first honeymoon and your second?
The first: Niagara; the second: Viagra.
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What happens when you take Viagra with prune juice?
You won't know if you're coming or going.
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Did you hear about the new Viagra soda pop?
It's going to be called Mount and Do.
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What do you call a waterfall that goes upwards?
Viagra Falls
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What happened to the man who died of an overdose of Viagra?
They couldn't close the coffin.
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Women should never date men who mistake laxatives for Viagra because they're shit in bed!
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"I take Viagra and Prozac together. Then if I can't get it up I don't care!"
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Did you hear Viagra is coming out in a nasal spray?
It's for dickheads.
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