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Requested in Health & Beauty by Argo
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"I run a Weight Watchers class for whores and thieves. It's all about weighing up the pros and cons."
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Being overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you...
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How do you lose 250 pounds in one day?
Divorce her.
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Why did you make a joke about your girlfriend's weight?
Because she needs to lighten up.
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Doctor: You're overweight.
Patient: I think I want a second opinion.
Doctor: OK, you're also ugly!
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What's a lunatic way to loose weight?
Land on the moon!
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