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How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
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What happens when a whorehouse catches on fire?
Some come out running and some run out coming.
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What do you call a whore with her own car?
Feels on Wheels
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Two guys go to a whorehouse. The first guy goes in and comes out saying "my wife is better." The second guy goes in, comes out and says "You know what? Your wife IS better!"
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What do you call 2 guys fighting over a slut?
Tug-of-whore
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Why were the 2 whores travelling in London pissed off?
They found out Big Ben was a clock!
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"She's nothing more than a two-bit whore."
"She prefers the term 'Low-Cost Provider.'"
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What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?
You can't hear a vitamin.
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What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts
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What do bungee jumping and whores have in common?
They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks you're screwed!
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