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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road back?
He was a dirty double-crosser.
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Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
Because it was a double-crosser.
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was "chicken."
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Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
He wanted to lay it on the line!
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What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion
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Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?
For some fowl purpose.

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